Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock
my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.
He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy
Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy
Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.
omg patrick is running down the road