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Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies
“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”
People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half
"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick
Patrick is a funny Athletic boy. He loves to play sports including football and he's always passionate about it . He is always thinking about football and talking about it . He is also a funny guy and a good guy to vibe with , he doesn't care if she gets told off in school he would do anything to make his friends laugh. he is not smart , but he's really funny .
Patrick is so dumb but in a funny way 😂
Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g