Patrick would be the type of guy to annoy you most of the time while being your best friend. It would be a love-hate friendship but you’d grow out of the hate part pretty quickly. You would spend most of your days being with Patrick and enjoy them while they last.
Patrick is a good friend of mine he is kind but can be a tad bit foolish!
The most gay person from Holy Family Catholic School
Person A "Hey isn't that guy Patrick?"
Person B "Yes. Very gay for Millhouse"
Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock
A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.
omg patrick is running down the road
Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation