Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
A sugar daddy but without the money benefits, just a May December relationship
My peanut daddy asked me to pay to go see him I in Orlando
An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”
the real way to sing the hacuna matata song
'a peanut na boota, what a wonderful phrase'
If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.
Ryan did Peanut Butter Butthole again....
The act of using peanut butter as lube in sexual interactions. So when you cum, peanut butter could come out.
Have you ever peanut buttered someone?
I was peanut buttering her last night bro.