playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

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dirty play

The act of cutting open your ballsacks and placing the testicles in a bag and smashing it into someone else's lower groin area.

Jinkies I fucking hate Sicheng! I'm going to perform a dirty play on him!

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Pollitt play

A Pollitt Play comes into effect when in a classic game of poker, you call ridiculous raises despite having nothing before eventually winning on the river.

It's named after Ethan Pollitt

Matt got extremely pissed off after Tyler won using a Pollitt Play.

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play babe

A person you have sexual intercourse wit. Or you have a "thing" going on. Play babe can be used for boys n girls. I love You Daddy🤙💦

I have to text my play babe back. He's real thirsty, yet he jus drank some water 😋🤤

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bonehead play

A very stupid, idiotic, brain-cell-less play in sports, esp. football

Coach: Why didn't you pass it to the guy who's wide open and throw it out? That was a bonehead play.

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park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

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Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

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