playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

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park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

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Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

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tripple play

when u have vaginal sex with a woman. then eat her vagina. then finger it. in any order

i gave her a tripple play last night!! she went crazy!!

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No Pause No Play

No Pause, No Play is said after saying something sexual or “sus/gay.” It means if we don’t pause then we aren’t playing

“I wanna suck some mad dick rn”
“Ayo pause?”
“No pause no play you know what they say”

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play out

To make something happen

The whole thing is about to play out.

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Puts play to

Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.

"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"

or

"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"

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