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Cap off the Rip

v. (slang) - to receive oral sex immediately before any conversation or dialogue may be spoken between partners

Layman's terms - Getting head from the start, no words, no questions asked. Just mouth to rod.

Jay: Aye kinfolk real tee, last night...man I got that fire ass head.. as soon as Jen walked in thru the do' she capped me off the rip.

R.J. :......MOUF!

As I said. No questions. No words. Just cap off the rip.

by GettinMoufed February 16, 2010


ripped van winkel

When you get so ripped you pass out for a ridiculously long time.

"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"

by listenkid November 23, 2009


rip my heart

1. When you feel so sad your heart hurts like it got ripped in half ;
2. A feeling during which you wish you could crawl in a hole and die;
3. When the sun just doesn’t shine in your head for days and days;
4. When you’re hotter than hot for someone so much you feel like your on fire 🔥 and they aren’t for you.

Rip my heart ❤️ and ignore me.

by Lounger77 May 10, 2018


rip n' dip

rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella

then

2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9

It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style

1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes

2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks

by Snikazz January 12, 2011


Rip Cord Dick

What happens when you go skydiving with an instructor on your back and he unzips and slips his johnson all up in your behind as he's pulling the rip cord on the parachute. As you go from free-fall to being stopped by the parachute, his manhood goes deep into your chocolate cave.

Man I went skydiving again and my instructor gave me the ol' rip cord dick. Most intense orgasm I've ever had.

by spinny37 June 15, 2011


ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

by ANDYRM April 15, 2016


RIP my inbox

When you post something viral or largely appealing to others online and you get so many responses that it’s impossible to keep up and your inbox becomes overfilled with comments or replies.

Girl: I just posted a public picture of me in a new bikini and I’ve gotten hundreds of likes in the last 5 minutes! I haven’t even looked at how many messages I’ve gotten but the notifications won’t stop. RIP my inbox!

by Whatsit2yaa July 21, 2021