Rule 101

When a topic being discussed on an IRC channel degenerates into memes and cliché's, Rule 101 is called to automatically end the current topic and start a new one.

Guy 1: No u
Guy 2: NO U
Guy 1: O rly?
Guy 3: Rule 101.
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: oshi-

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Rule 945

Taken from XKCD comic number 945. xkcd.com/945/

A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:

Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)

"My cat died" "I'm sorry" "rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"

"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"

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Ja Rule

a guy who is rich for displaying his "talent" or lackthereof. appearently liked by individuals too stupid to realize what real talent is.

ja rule is a dumb fuck with no talent.

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ja rule

A worthless ass rap artist who started the rap and b craze that we are now stuck in. Instead of rap we get every nigga in the world tryin to sing booty music just because this faggot did it first. Thank you so fucking much you little faggot. I hope you die horribly or do something even more stupid with your life so we can coin your lame ass name as something more. Sellout little bitch...

Any black man on MTV.

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Rule 37

If it exists, there is a conspiracy behind it.

37 is the only two digit number in base 10 with the following property: The difference between the two digits equals the square root of the difference between the number itself and the least common multiple of the two digits.

Rule 37 works for everything: What is your body temperature?

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Rule #3

NEVER Shit At School! Ever.

If you feel your stomach rumbling just stay home and save yourself the embarassment and shame. NEVER, Rule #3.

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Rule 9

There is no rule 11

Guy:..... Wait where is rule 11?
Guy 2: Rule 9

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