Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
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(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.
Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.
To kill an enemy player in a video game in a way that induces salt or to add salt to the wound after killing an enemy.
Guy 1: What the fuck?! This guy is teabagging me and he's losing!
Guy 2: Yeah their team has been salt killing this entire game.
The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!