fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

Grass Season

The Season that appears every 2 years where you touch grass during the Summer

It's Grass Season! No more games, it's time to touch some grass!

Squally Season

A term used for parties being thrown by a friend squally, or any positive moves being made in life by a squally.

Tonight’s party is going to be so lit! It’s Squally Season!!

Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!

Lethal weapons season 3

Fucking cancer, it's like if someone asked me what cancer was i would litterally just show them season 3 of Lethal weapons

My gandma just died of Lethal weapons season 3

dunking season

An extended period of time that is clearly ripe for opportunities to collectively denounce someone's bad behavior, especially if the response en masse was unexpected.

I'm not surprised everyone's taking a run at Bean Dad...it's been dunking season all pandemic long.

Opp season

A time/Season of year where sliding on your opps at any time is permissible.

“damn u aboutta rob him , he’s w his daughter bro”

“ion care it’s opp season 🤣”

aquarius season

The 24 days a year (Jan 21-Feb 19)that Cameron & Erin get every single thing they manifest and/or desire.

Cameron & Erin are going to have an iconic Aquarius Season.