National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, whatβs today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing Iβve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
19π 41π
The day the best person on this planet was born, her name was known as Scrooch Carrell. (Scroonch Carrell is a definition if you want to search it up)
Goonch: scrooch Carrell is just the best person ever
Scrooch: oh I know
September 14th
15π 31π
the day of the year when the flattest bitches with the biggest eyes are born
βbro did u see that bug eyed bitch? she must be born on september 6thβ
8π 14π
People born on September 12 are usually a bunch of queers that look like stick figures and have tiny legs
Wow your really small must be born on September 12
13π 27π
The birthday of an annoying ass spoiled brat.
What day is it?
September 11
Oh greatπ
13π 25π
The day a star was born! If you were born on this day and you know a boy named Nathen , just know you guys are destined for each other ... its fait .
I was born on the 25 so I need to find me a Nathen !
September 25 : a Nathen being used to the best of his abilities
basketball one
6π 10π
People born on this day are always crying about stuff.
People born on 28 september always cry.
Honter is crying about everything again.
6π 12π