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National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
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The day the best person on this planet was born, her name was known as Scrooch Carrell. (Scroonch Carrell is a definition if you want to search it up)
Goonch: scrooch Carrell is just the best person ever
Scrooch: oh I know
September 14th
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the day of the year when the flattest bitches with the biggest eyes are born
“bro did u see that bug eyed bitch? she must be born on september 6th”
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People born on September 12 are usually a bunch of queers that look like stick figures and have tiny legs
Wow your really small must be born on September 12
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The birthday of an annoying ass spoiled brat.
What day is it?
September 11
Oh great🙄
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The day a star was born! If you were born on this day and you know a boy named Nathen , just know you guys are destined for each other ... its fait .
I was born on the 25 so I need to find me a Nathen !
September 25 : a Nathen being used to the best of his abilities
basketball one
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People born on this day are always crying about stuff.
People born on 28 september always cry.
Honter is crying about everything again.
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