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A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
its when someone take a shit in your mouth
i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman
when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time
person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"
A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.
John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.
A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup
If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower
When you urinate into a rectum. Then after it's full, the person that got pee'd in sprays piss from their asshole and showers recipient.
After I filled her up, she gave me the best Nashville shower I've ever had. Paying the hotel cleaning fee was worth it.