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When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.
I want to see Steve's reaction when he finds the sleeping beauty on his bed!
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a shortened version of are you a sleep that people use when wanting to know what you are doing. most often used by athletes when they want to know what their girls are doing.
yeah he wanted to know what i was doing last night and texted me u sleep
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like doggy style but the girl lays flat on her stomach and gets stuffed
i fucked her like a sleeping dog
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“Hey John, I threw away your Xbox controller on accident”.....I’m sleep
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When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.
My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!
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an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"
house mate ; hmmmnmmnn
other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"
house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"
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The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.
Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one
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