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Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash
Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!
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Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.
Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.
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Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs
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Box of smashed crabs.
1. a particularly messy object
2. An incredibly ugly person
Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.
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uninhibited, animalistic rough sex
"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
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n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
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The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
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