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-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.
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The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
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South Side Syzurrp is a drink created by three brave men living in south Evanston, IL. It is an alcoholic beverage, the recipe for which is as follows.
(Makes ten to fifteen servings)
1. Take empty milk cartoon and write South Side Syzurrp on the outside.
2. Pour between 2/3 and a whole handle of vodka in (depending on the mood).
3. Add one carton of Welch's Mango Twist.
4. Add one small package of Crystal Light Pink Lemonade
5. Fresh squeezed lemon juice (anywhere from 1 to 4 is acceptable).
6. Fill the rest of the container with a second carton of Welch's.
Drink to your hearts content.
Next weekend we bought to be on that South Side Syzurrp.
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A hot towel, of the cheap microwave variety given free to patrons of Indian restaurants to wipe their fingers after a delicious meal. In South London, users forego cleaning their hands and instead rub it straight on the face - the closest they ever get to a sauna.
Hi, can we have three more large Cobra - and any chance of a South London Sauna? I'm sweating Vindaloo here, mate.
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The REAL USC, everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
The University of South Carolina is the home of the Gamecocks.
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To have a girl sit on your dick while taking a shit.
Did ya hear about Jon? His girl gave him a south side dookie!
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A part of old bridge with potheads that ride quads, smoke weed and go to parties. The best part of old bridge that raises complete savages that do whatever they want.
"if you grow up in SOB your fit for anything"
"Slide to SOB for a wave"
"I live in south old bridge"
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