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When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.
I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.
Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!
"Is that a hamster in that tree?"
"Nah bro, that's a squirrel."
A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.
Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!
An animal that lives in the trees in the forest
Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan
That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.
Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.
Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.
What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.