A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.
She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.
Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status
Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.
another way to say posted or chilling out
I'm on thumbtack status