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Stupid Asian

If someone is Asian and are generally or stereotypically a really smart person, and you ask them a question and they answer it wrong or blank out for a few seconds and say "yeah?", then you are allowed to call them a "stupid Asian". Also, if they do something that is obviously stupid (e.g. jumping off the stairwell while trying to fly...even if they're just joking), than you can also call them a stupid Asian. If they've done something not even stupid or wrong, than you shouldn't call the Asian person a stupid Asian, because seriously, that's like calling this blond haired person a "dumb blonde", if they won a Nobel Prize. It's just stupid...

You: Hey dude...so uh, how 'bout that weather today...?
Asian: ...
Asian: ...
Asian: Whu?
You: Ugh, you stupid Asian!

You: Mr. _____, what is the answer to 4 + 4?
Asian: Ooh; I know!
You: ...well, what is it?!
Asian: Nine?!
You: Ugh, no you dumbass; eight! Agh, you're such a stupid Asian.
Asian and You: *laughing*

((There are some more examples, but I'm too lazy...))

by Suicide Club "Motoko" June 4, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stupid Shivvers

When someone says something so daft,ignorant, or stupid that it gives you goosebumps. This is called the stupid shivvers. It usually comes right before you extend your fist to someones chin for saying something stupider than stupid.

Idiot: OMG TTYL I am gonna go watch the Hills, and season 2 of Laguna Beach.

Cool Person to other cool person: Holy Crap dude, that ignorant broad just gave me the stupid shivvers.

by Schmuckly Tim August 22, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass-stupid

A person, or persons that are stupider then ass, or anything that comes out of it.

Damn Dan Lewis is ass-stupid

by Guevara April 3, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


full stupid

A 26.2 mile running race or 42.195 km running race, otherwise known as a marathon.

I'm going to enter the full stupid.

by Storey April 16, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


stupid housewife

someone who has been a housewife for many years and they have become fat and unattractive, even if they used to be thin and attractive. They no longer knows what is going on in the outside world so become incredibly self centred and believe that their non existant problems actually matter. So are very boring, ugly and fat. If their husband has any sense, will get a divorce.

guy 1: dude his mum is so not a milf
guy 2: no shes a total stupid housewife
guy 1: guess we will have to find a new house to hang out in!

My wife has become a total stupid housewife, im filing for divorce so i can get a new model!

by aloysha April 27, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Synonym for stupid

Gay

Sorry, nobody can control slang definitions they control themselves. The truth-- gay IS a synonym for stupid, it has become that way. If it offends you; stop speaking English.

**Synonym for stupid used in sentence**

Jim: "Check this car out"
Tim: "hahahaha... thats soooo gay!"

by that'ssoooooogay! March 27, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epitome of stupid

Nick

Guy 1: Man, that Nick is such a dumbass.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a retard.
Guy 3: Yeah, he can lick my ball sack.
other people: Yeah, what a faggot.
smart person: sounds to me like he is the Epitome of stupid

by Stfooo September 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž