Random
Source Code
Random
when you fill up goggles with shit and then make a girl wear them
"girl you white why yo eyes brow"
i just put on some mark jacobs
2👍 3👎
the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.
i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.
2👍 4👎
1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass
gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean
41👍 162👎
the most perfect human being in the galaxy. he is super caring and has a big heart.
“jacob is super good looking. he’s basically perfect!”
2👍 58👎
Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who joined the site on Dec 1, 2008 but began uploading his content today a year ago. He makes videos on topics such as philosophy and politics and intertwines the topics with video games in a unique and interesting way that feels organic and personal.
Quotes from Jacob Geller's videos:
"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."
3👍 6👎
an absolute mincer. got a massive todge. massive mits. his buns are bigger than yours.
me: wow jacob. your bottom’s rather large
jacob: jee thanks darling
2👍 59👎
a blonde stupid fuck that likes men in his room at night. Usually have either very little to no penis. Most of the time is gay.when they act gay they are gay. Usually their sisters are milfs and good fuckers. They take milk and cookies everyday.
Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.
8👍 25👎