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An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.
"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."
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High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.
A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.
"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"
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can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement
Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH
Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up
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A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.
..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....
Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.
Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!
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In a Gay House there is a Gay Mother . It can be a male, female or transgender. They are usually accompanied by a Gay father. This represents A safe haven for the LGBT community for those who family has disowned them.
We are looking for a gay mom to add to our gay house Vogue '.
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meaning that somthing is very easy. very easy
hay have you beaten level 4 in mario yet? yeah,, it was easier than jeffs mom!
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Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.
That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.
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