Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).

eat the cake

To give head until you get to the icing.

Eat the cake Anna Mae.

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.

"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."

fart cake

A cake being farted on by women. For example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.

Lady Eve positioned her gassy butt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.

nappy cake

A deliciously dark, rich and moist lump of faecal matter that occupies a baby's nappy (diaper) following a bowel movement.

Mercedes has dropped anuvva nappy cake! Clean 'er up, Callum!

Baby cakes

Someone who you don’t date but have certain feelings for and more than likely have amazing sex even thought you might already have a partner.

Sarah says Brandon is her baby cakes even though she is with Tom! Oh wow they must be having very secretive sex!

caked up

a woman having a lot of make up on.

1. Damn!!!! Beyonce is caked up with that make-up.
A. Alexendria: Girl, I am ready to get caked up.
B. Nicki: Don't worry, let me get the kit.