An abbreviation for nothing comming.
Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
Post Trump President who's not going to change anything
I voted for Status quo Joe
n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.
She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.
Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status
Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.
another way to say posted or chilling out
I'm on thumbtack status