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(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.
A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job
When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people
"person1" I hate lesbians'
'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.
this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.
i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))
nice one man.