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I could do with a burger mac and fries
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Short for Long Kimjung MAC
A guy whose schlong is so big you better move the f*ck out the way when he pulls it out.
Speaking of pulling out, his pull-out game is very week and it is unclear how many children he has.
Im serious you do not want to be in this guys path; he will demolish you with his monster sized c*ck
That L K-MAC almost destroyed my insides
Mac and cheese, but made by a black person.
Christina- “Do you like Mac and cheese?”
Alexa- “No but I love black Mac and cheese.”
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Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna
My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play
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When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.
“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”
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Person1: Are you crazy? why are you eating crap?
Person2: No, I am Mac..
Teacher: 1+1 class?
Student: *stands-up and shows a picture*
Teacher: Are you Mac?
Student: Yes, I am Mac. I'm sorry I can't answer a simple question..
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