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Peppa Pig is a convicted felon on 13 counts of tax evasion. He is currently serving life in prison at a Federal prison for his evil deeds.
“Hey did you see that the Feds arrested that pig from Nick Jr.?”
“You mean Peppa Pig?”
“Yeah. That’s him”
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Rude mammoth sized person that smells of fecal matter and two week old pus infected Pussy
Dam that motherfucker is a Grizzly pig. Pure evil and smells like 20 rotten twats
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The guinea pig, also called the cavy or domestic guinea pig, is a species of rodent belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite their common name, these animals are not in the pig family, nor are they from Guinea.
Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)
My guinea pig is a boy.
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A disgusting excuse for a female. Loud, rude & has tendencies to create drama in public simply because of he said, she said sh*t.
It wears clothing where you can smell the cheap a mile away. Is on welfare and struts around like she creates work for those beneath her. Although pig has no job they will make an extra effort to dress up to attend weekly "babies money shopping" or "pay day" at the mall...paint herself up and then go all out by slipping Into her ugg boots to set off the outfit.
Loves the orange glow from fake tan, fake eyelashes, Diamante everything, blue, green, purple eyeshadow that matches nothing, terrible choices in nail colours from the cheap manicure to go with the cheap ass weaves that are usually red or purple - the standard obscene colours that only a true ghetto pig with no class has.
Ghetto Pig's are intimidated by well spoken, intellectual successful woman and will refer to them as 'fatty, ugly ass bitch, fake ass, barbie or haters'
Most are single because she has a vulgar mouth and her 'guy mates' view her as a pig anyway. Swearing loudly, possibly stealing too to add to the rap sheet and being all hood seems to be a warped mating call? That attracts only certain coloured up baboons from the same circles.
You remember that chick we saw in the street the.other week trying to start drama hurling abuse? Could she be anymore Ghetto Pig?!?!
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A person so set in an opinion that facts and data will not change their mind. Derived from Robert Heinlein's never try to teach a pig to sing quote.
Antivaccers are Heinlein pigs, no matter how many studies show vaccines are safe and effective, they will insist on not having their children vaccinated.
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An obese female that’s an absolute slut and cum pig.
Rachel is a breeding pig. If you want it, it’s yours for the asking. She’ll even tag team if you want. Just pull back the fat folds and find the holes.
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Someone with a serious obsession and dependency on identifying and mingling with families of considerable wealth and influence
My friend Joesph is a truffle pig. Oddly, he obsesses over five star hotels, fine dining, and acquiring money with little to no effort.
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