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Conversations that are as intellectually thought provoking, while completely sober; as they appear to be, while you're stoned.
My father and I always had, pot quality conversations, when I was growing up.
the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2
Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time
Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.
Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!
When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.
I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.
When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.
"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )
Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg
Orientation dokey pots
When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot
“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”
When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy
Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass
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