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An individual who perpetually shun's any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.
Individual Reaching Out 1: Hey man! Come have a beer and join the party!
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.
Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
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a group of assholes who hate on Tom Felton even tho he apologised
‘i’m a tom slander. tom is our windex🥺💔🐍🐍’
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Where wannabe guidos tend to lurk. They also go to teen nightclubs and jerk each other off to house music. Girls that go to teen nightclubs tend to carry around STD's and like to get silly on the dance floor, which is why girls from this scary town are called "sluts". Also, girls from Toms River like to take pictures with duck lips and post them on Facebook, as guys like to take pictures with there shirt off and a hat on, which makes them "fresh". No other town near Toms River likes them, so it's always a big fight which ends up with Toms River getting shat on, usually by Bricktown.
Foreigner: Yo, lets get some bitches from Toms River!
Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.
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A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
The Division is still not worth $60. But Tom Clancy's books are worth more than that, bottom line.
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a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french
big tom...hook me up with a 24 and a pack of cigos..
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This is a black person, who acts like an adult and has over a fifth grade education. Usually they end up getting shot by a member of their own race for speaking proper English and having a job that pays well that does not involve illegal drugs.
Dam, nigga. Dat Martin Luther King be an Uncle Tom. Fuck dat nigga and dat nigga Malcolm X. I be bustin a cap in any niggaz that be tryin to improves the lifes of de black peeple.
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To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
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