When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.
hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.
going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.
My uncle Rick came to my house Thanksgiving in an attepmt at turkey hopping.
When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.
We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.
*Like Turkey* ( _n_) : Type of a relationship where its not a relationship but its a thing for sure, where you dont say "i love you" to each other but "i like you" . It has all the elements of dating except that.
Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.
Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.
I heard Tanya and Akhilesh onto a like turkey
When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.
"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"
when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone
is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub