When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high
Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!
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going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.
My uncle Rick came to my house Thanksgiving in an attepmt at turkey hopping.
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to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.
dude: go down on me baby
girl: am i gonna get some too this time?
dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey
girl: fuck this then!
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A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.
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Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
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Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix
EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"
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The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
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