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A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.
Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.
When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.
Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!
double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.
my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.
A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.