hand ban

A ban issued following irresponsible use of one's hands, often involving tickling.

Requires the culprit to keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the ban.

"arrrrrrrgggggghhhh stop tickling meeeeeee, that's it you've got yourself a hand ban"

"watch yourself girl, that's a formal warning. next time you'll find yourself with a hand ban"

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Hand slap

Synonymous with the phrase High Five.

You like Simon and Garfunkel too? Hand slap!

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Rhone Hands

A genetic disorder resulting in the increased size of one's hands

"He makes regular sized foods look like finger foods, he must have a case of the Rhone Hands"

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snoop hand

-Noun- taking ones power hand and placing it over the opposite pants pocket palm down. i.e. left hand placed over right front pocket. Twisting ones hips like a baseball or golf swing around to "load up". while turning body like swinging a club, swing hand up at 45 degree angle across victims face striking them in the jaw or cheek. modified version of the pimp slap. if time permits before slapping victim, apply baby powder to back of hand for effect.

"you better get back on the corner and make me some more money, or you gettin the snoop hand."

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Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

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Jellyfish Hands

When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.

NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.

Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!

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Hacky Hand

The disfigured and painful looking positions ones hand makes while playing a game of hacky sack. Similar to the hands of an autistic child, much like guitar face.

He's awesome at playing pelt, but I'm surprised he can catch anything with those hacky hands.

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