chris adler

The best drummer ever, next to Neil Peart. Drums in Lamb of God, the best Groove Metal band ever. He owns the drummer from Tre-Cool the fag drummer from Green Day and Dean Butterworth the drummer from Good Charlotte who happens to enjoy the rusty trombone.

Cody,"Dude Chris Adler is the Shiznit..."
Alex,"Dude I hate him, his freaking beard is fake"

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chris brown

every thing that makes you smile and kiss the your fucking screen till its broken so you fix it and keep kissing the screen and its broken again and again and again !

its also use to catch a boy for your self and your future marriage life

girl: hey you

guy : fuck off girl i have a girl friend

girl: wanna get some chris brown

guy: girl give me some of that shit

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Chris' Mom

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

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Chris Crocker

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

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Chris Henry

Probably one of the badest men to ever wear the Orange and Black. Known for liking the chronic, buying alcohol for underage girls, and DUI's. Soon to be one of the best recievers in the league while reppin the who-dey. Someone I want to hang out with.

Yo, nate we rollin out on 26's in da lade with our boy Chris Henry.

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Chris Brown

to beat the shit out of someone

dont make me go Chris Brown on you!

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john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

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