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Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
Z*e and t*ny best ship forever
Zoe and tony are the best I ship not dip they are so cute together go check their tiktok if you ship them with me your the best toe is the best not Zoe not zawson only toe
Zoe and tony are the best couple
Zoe and tony are the best we all must ship them together if you ship them with me your a good human but if you don’t stfu your lame af we all must ship toe not zawson not zody only toe because they are the best couple go check their official tiktok account it’s so cute cuter than a panda love you toe
Zoe and tony are the best couple
Zoe and tony are the best we all must ship them together if you ship them with me your a good human but if you don’t stfu your lame af we all must ship toe not zawson not zody only toe because they are the best couple go check their official tiktok account it’s so cute cuter than a panda love you toe
A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.
Teacher: Is Bob at school today?
Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.
The dattiest neeky game for distinguishing gentlemen to gather and unite as one whilst abusing a certain old gentleman and his decrepit wife.
Damn boys, it’s a fine day to go and play a fat game of Tony Ball
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong
Tony El Chong Cuey is him