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Song by a girl who plays mustafa from the Lion King and is married to one of the Jonas Sisters. Got a disease that wiped out Brazil and was rescued from the jungle and forced into music
You know that song, “Fresh Boom Bap Imma Touch It”
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One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch youself at night!
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Stactic
Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
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A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"
Kyle: "Y..yeah"
Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
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A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
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An expression to use when something explodes.
Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!
Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.