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Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground.
As seen from overground, underground earth turds are the seeds of underground REVOLUTION!
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Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.
For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.
Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
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Miriam, a piece of shit whose children are also pieces of shit.
What a Queen Turd! I hate her whole family.
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Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...
"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
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When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.
When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.
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A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
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the act of passing gas when you have to take a shit
I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."
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