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While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.
The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.
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1. (N) When a guy has a small penis and you can only use a small portion of your hand to touch it
2. (V) when a guy has a micropenis and you have to use your strong hand to jerk it off because it's so tiny
I pulled down Brian's knitted shorts and his penis was so small I was like "better use my strong hand" for this
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Don’t Mug Us Off! consists of three pals that have jokes, drink low price cider and throw shapes. The bands message and religion (low price cider) is portrayed in their brutal sound which is delivered with such energy and raw power that it will leave the listener casting serious loner shapes. The brains behind the jokes are Ads, Jess and Robb, three pals who always have each others backs and won’t let any outsider mug them off infront of their pals. The trio met at CCCU and it was in the first week that Robb and Jess became good pals. They had seen Ads around and had safe chats but one special night drew Ads and Robb close together; When both battered from seperate nights on whisky and lager they threw the most immense shapes to Norma Jean and the chemistry was evident for all to see. Jess on this fateful night was being mugged off in a way they all learnt to stand against, because his pasta bake went cold. It wasn’t, however, long before they all bonded through their shared love of cheap cider, pro evolution soccer, casting shapes, beatdowns and mackin’ on (each others) honeys - thus the epic trio was born. The trio have received rave reviews from their pals for being such jokers at their private shows and in general everyday life. The band also welcome guest appearences, including Radu ’The (Romanian) Vulture’.
A band called Don't Mug Us Off! who play hardcore tunes.
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the guys cant hold the girls down jus cuz we gurls
guys call gurls sluts when they do stuff wit guys but if they do sumtin wit a gurl they get called a PIMP that aint right
they cant hold us down
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A massive mistake and make me want to game end myself.
Last of us part 2 big gay.
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