blue waffle

an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle

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red waffle

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle

Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle

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cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

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waffle lips

Pussy Lips, as herd on Scary Movie

Jan has some tasty waffle lips

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couch waffle

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.

a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.

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Waffle-time

The best time of the day!

Me: "Waffle-time, Waffle-time! Won't you have some waffles on mine!?"

Ricky: "No."

:(

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twhat waffle

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie

can i eat your twhat waffle jane??

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