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Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 11, 2023


wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 December 18, 2007


Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.

β€œDude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”

by JetMoose August 5, 2020


wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

by DrewDrew October 20, 2005

101πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

by riotross September 3, 2009

35πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

by Nuckpang February 17, 2008

43πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

by drewseph January 30, 2005

36πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž