wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

wet marble

Cum on one's chest and then drag your testicles threw it

My girlfriend let me wet marble her

Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.

“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

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Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

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wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

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Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

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