His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy
Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes
When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.
Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.
A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.
Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.
A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”
Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.