peers wood

a bisexual who attends fitzharrys school (beware if you are a boy he may approach you and touch your arse) He is often mistaken for devina mcall so beware. he has a mullet hair cut and knows nothing about bikes. He cant do fuck all on a bike and buys really shit frames e.g ddg slammer

you look like peers wood

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knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

crogi: "ouch! i hurt my hand knocking on that wood. it looks like i'm bleeding"
bob: "want a cool glow in the dark harry potter band aid??"
crogi: "SA-WEET!"

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knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

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face wood

Sticking your tongue out when you are wearing a surgical mask.

I was so mad at my co-worker I gave them face wood.

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Man Wood

Great Respect for something or someone bad ass, masculine, wicked or awesome. One man has for another man.

"Brother I have major Man Wood for you today"

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Archbishop Wood

Archbishop wood is a catholic highschool in warminster, PA known for their football team/girls basketball, but absolutely nothing else other then being faggots. In any other sport wood gets beat badly by LaSalle and St. Joes prep. It seems like everyone around warminster is scumbags. It's for the poor bitches that can't afford an actual private school. Unless you play football or girls basketball you shouldn't go to wood unless you want your reputation ruined. fucking punks.

LaSalle1 : "have you ever seen Archbishop wood kids play sports?"
SJP1: "yeah they're all look like functioning retards"

Lasalle1: "thats true, there is no reason for them to try they get smoked in everything but football"
SJP1: "we could play our freshmen and smoke their varsity teams, faggots"
Lasalle1: "they think they smoke weed to, they hardly drink brew maybe once every two years, gotta keep it clean."

SJP1: "it must suck to be poor, cause then you can only claim to party, but actually do nothin"

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wood and a half

a large erection that a male gets

ooooo nicole i got a wood and a half

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