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Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.
Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"
The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.
Person 2: Hell yeah bro
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All old people eventually get zombie bone disease
John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
You know that Bo1 zombies FIVE map?
Yes, the intro is epic
A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.
I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.
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a tea party at cafe after everyone has had a night of heavy drinking
zombie jesse- aaaarrrgggg... the beer
zombie harry- drink... coffe... feel... better...
zombie baxter- my coffe tastes like beer... this defintly is a zombie tea party
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Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.
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