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Canadian Cold Shoulder

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)

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by alwysgldn December 13, 2013


Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.

Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?

by Napple1025 March 14, 2016


Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 26, 2019


Canadian power plug

When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her

Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way

by Dicklikcer69 October 5, 2021


Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador April 7, 2018


Canadian Tootsie Roll

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

by leprechaunderf March 2, 2009

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Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

by Kristorz! December 14, 2010