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A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players
He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.
Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!
When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
This phrase is misogynistic. It represents everything wrong with our culture today. This phrase refers to women and how they should stay in the kitchen where they so called belong.
Just, let em cook.