A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells
Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).
You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!
Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,
Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?
meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
When you “motorboat” a vagina.
If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet
Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget
My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.