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When a girl is naked and someone sneaks up on her and fingers her pussy unexpected.
Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
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A blunt with hash in it smoked with people. While rolling a blunt, separate a small area in a randon spot of the blunt and fill it with hash. It will burn extra fast when it gets to the hash, effectively fucking up whoever gets that hit.
We smoked a time bomb last night. I got the bomb and was done the rest of the night.
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The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.
If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on
The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.
Bassam: 8 o'clock
Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together
Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
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1. Popular Weed Magazine
2. "High Times" is a funny name to call someone who is really high and does some dumb shit.
Ex: "Nice move High Times"
OR
a funny name to call someone who looks really baked. Ex:"Whats up High Times?"
high times
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A Mexican restaurant franchise prevalent to the West coast (but gradually moving eastward) of the United States. The first store originated in Eugene, Oregon.
Many confuse Taco Bell and Taco Time - Taco Time, however, cooks everything in the morning fresh for the day, including taco shells and salad bowls, fresh taco meat made from real animal. Taco Bell uses plastic wrapped insta-meat and old taco shells to boot.
Taco Time is mostly known for it's Crisp Burritos - Crisp Bean, Meat, and Chicken. It is also considerably more expensive than Taco Bell, depending on location.
Let's go to Taco Time for some Crisp Bean Burritos.
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"Tickle Time" is becoming a vastly popular activity in sixth form centres across the UK. Originating from the small village of Etwall on a hot summer's day, were by one man was tickled until he could not breathe. It was decided that this would become a daily occurence at 1 p.m every weekday, due to its sheer comic value. This purist approach is the most favourable but many revoultionaries have decided that in order for the victim to be tickled, they must first be defeated in a wrestling match. This new approach to "Tickle Time" has made 1 o clock's across the country a very entertaining and social occasion.
Person A:- Mate, its 12.55p.m get ready to tickle Tommy!
Person B:- Don't worry, I'm wrestling him today and his ass is going down. I'm gonna tickle him till he bleeds.
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Time spent talking with a client in person as opposed to email, IM, or cellular phone. Direct personal interaction.
This client is important, so instead of emailing him the proposal, go on over and get some face time.
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