Tel Aviv Turn Around

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

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don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

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Fuck Around and Find Out

Another way of proposing the scientific method.
Observation/Question, Research, Hypothesis, and Testing all belong in the "fuck around" category.
Analyzing data and Recording your testing

Person 1: Hey, you! Fuck you!

Person 2: *Question* Can I kick this guys ass?

*Research* He's taller than me and seemingly works out, but only has one arm.

*Hypothesis* I can kick this guys ass.

Let's fuck around and find out!

*Testing* I will try and kick his ass

Person 1: *kicks person 2's ass*

Person 2: *Analysis* I could not kick his ass

*Recording* My W/L ratio is now 3-48

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Grim Reaper Reach Around

The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.

Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation

1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.

2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"

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Around the World in 80 Babes

Banging various chicks in various countries all over the world. Must bang a chick in key parts of the world including, but not limited to, America, Germany, Egypt, China, England, Greece, Italy, Japan, Australia, Ghana, Madagascar, and most importantly, Mexico.

Mahied: I just went around the world in 80 babes
Ashley: Fuck you

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Double around-the-back Lumberjack

The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.

Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?

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reaper reach around

When the guy gets down doggie style position and the girl assumes the position the guy normally would. Then jerks him off reaching around him while thrusting until proper ejaculation.

Pauly shore was too broke to hooker to fuck so he got a reaper reach around instead. (taken from "Pauly SHore is dead")

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