When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.
I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.
A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.
Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.
*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"
"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
Extra-large but soft and massively overflowing ass.
Check out the lady on the scooter! Her glacier ass is spilling over into aisle 4!
Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!