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When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.
I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.
A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.
Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.
*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"
"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.
"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"
"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"
An expression used to express distraught.
Also used to show excitement.
"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"
"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"