Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

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Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

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Hallington Bear

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.

"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"

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dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

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Rizzly bear

A man with mega rizz

Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"

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bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

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dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

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