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Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
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1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.
2.A person doing an act of stupidness.
"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.
Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!
ENVIRO-BEAR
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Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"
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Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.
some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.
you: SOooo
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The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
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