get up on the wrong side of the bed

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

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Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

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I AM UNDER YOUR BED

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to use it you need to say "hello I AM UNDER YOUR BED" here

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rode hard and put to bed wet

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).

"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."

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go to bed with blair

girl friend want you to go to bed with here even though ur not sleepy

when blair gets pissed she has work in the morning and wants me to got to bed with here even though i am self employed and can stay up all night if i want she says "go to bed with blair"

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Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

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head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

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