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A 'full body seizure' is the bodys reaction to a bad day.
Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.
One Day In Andrewville.
Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...
He Went for a walk in to his garden...
Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.
- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.
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Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.
Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!
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A person who is amazingly hot. You just EXPLODE in hottieness panty wetter. Usually your just being sarcastic though. NO ONE is THAT hot
Nicole you're a hot hottie with a hot body!
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A weeaboo that stalks his crush
“I don’t like my friends being stalked by sweaty body pillow boys okay?”
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when one person jumps on another person with their whole body and all their weight
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A phrase used by most feminists to argue with their man when he asks them to shave their legs or change their physical appearance even tho they ask already a lot from them.
Davie: can you save your legs for me please?
Mary: fuck off davie, my body my choice
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Post Baby Body Disorder, or what is more commonly known as PBBD, is what occurs when a hottie gets prego and doesn't hit the gym after birth.
"Dang man, what happened to Melissa?"
"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
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